F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 24, 2024

Was it a minnow?

Well, I’m done here!

Blackened

Cajun!!

Smoked salmon may not mean the same thing with him.

Go with and justify whatever result you get.

If at first you don’t succeed, fry fry again.

I don’t admire dad’s agill-ity.

no sushi?

It’s this kind of thinking that has made it impossible to get eggs with runny yolks; now they think they have to cook them until they look like sidewalk chalk to prevent food poisoning.

Called what? I don’t get it.

Well done means that the fish will shrink to become a tiny portion when it’s well-done.

it’s done well

That’s a deep subject.

There are few misnomers worse than a “well done” steak.

It makes me tempted to tell a waiter, “I’d like my steak well done. By which I mean rare, not burnt into shoe leather.”