Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 15, 2024

Vote for the Nude Party!

Nothing to hide.

If only!!!!

I would vote for this.

Private $100 per hour!

In my experience the people who work the polling places then to be over 60.

Naked political ambition.

That gives polling place a whole new meaning.

I thought we wanted to avoid people voting multiple times.

That spells the end of the RepubliCON party.

……can’t help myself!!!!!!!

Drat! Unfortunately, I have to vote by Absentee Ballot!

Now for some poll dancing!

Great way to get out your base!

I’ve been volunteering as a poll worker for the past three years. No one I’ve worked with (myself included) would be that kind of draw if they had us work minus clothing.

This isn’t the ballot box they were expecting.

Little bit of a nip slip on the gal on the right.

At least that seems to confirm my suspicion that they were drawn anatomically correct, and then censored. :D

Maybe. I’m not so sure anything would get the 90% of the electorate who never vote off their dead butts.

Offering free beer would also work

TV Aɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ:

“the poles are in⠄⠄⠄we have a wiener⠄⠄⠄”