Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 23, 2024

In my yard a juniper bush near the lawn edge hide a toad that I unfortunately pureed with the whacker. At least 1/2 was on me…..

I’m just pleased that the snail’s eyes are in the right place.

Got a chainsaw blade for mine to trim large weeds. Also bought tourniquet and Quick Clot.

Seems there are few blind snails in that group

That’s not what I meant by keep an eye out.

Tomorrow we’ll cover avoiding French restaurants.

They’ll have an easier time getting some shut eye.

Or, how to avoid Henry Weedwacker.

And I’ll take the lesson nice and slow….

This could take a while….