Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 26, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    no fleas, if you please

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    MReese  3 months ago

    nasty little dog

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Then, of course, there is the beddogs’ bite.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Sometimes a bedtime wish does not help you sleep tight.

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    I often wondered how you sleep loose.

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    ctolson  3 months ago

    Grimmy’s in real trouble if he has fleas AND bedbugs. Wars start over access to natural resources, which this case is Grimmy’s blood.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Ew

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    My mom had a second verse to a lot of these little rhymes. I never did ask her if she made them up, or if it was a real second verse. Oh, well. Too late now, more’s the pity. Her second verse for the bedbug rhyme was(Good night sleep tightDon’t let the bedbugs bite)And if they do, take your shoeand beat them ‘til they’re black and blue.

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