Close to Home by John McPherson for August 25, 2024

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    using that same old line…

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Hook, line & sinker.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    Bleeb can swim!

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    soundcomm  3 months ago

    Neptune’s unfinished coral trident!

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m gonna use that!

    “Nope, I’m not goin’ fishing… I’m goin’ “lip piercing” down at the lake!

    It probably won’t work! “No… I’m not going golfing… I’m gonna drag a bag of sticks around the park for exercise” didn’t work, either.

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    SheMc  3 months ago

    OOwwww! but he IS smiling!!!

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    Kornfield Kounty  3 months ago

    “Sorry, Charlie”, they want tuna that tastes good.

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    Superhawk  3 months ago

    He got hooked on phonics.

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    That is kind of how I view piercings.

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    Aficionado  3 months ago

    Welcome back, John. I hope that you are MUCH better, like fully recovered better. Oh, Bleeb? It’s good to see you, little alien dude. I hope, I expect, that you are very comfortable underwater.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  3 months ago

    There is a similarity there.

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    H.L. Mencken  3 months ago

    Maybe he got caught, but he also managed to get away. That hook should be a badge of honor.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    More fish tales. :)

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    He can tell about the one that got away.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Bleeb! That seahorse looks just your size! Ride ’em Bleeb Boy!!!!!!!!! :)

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    I cannot understand lip piercing. If you want to attract attention, just have a few teeth pulled.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    With those lips, he could handle an anchor.

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    moondog42 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mitch Hedberg: You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. (Imitating a fish conversation) “What happened?” “I got caught!” “Bullsh1t, lemme see your upper lip”

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Lip service!

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Couldn’t be — it’s way too attractive.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Radical, maaan

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