Close to Home by John McPherson for August 25, 2024

using that same old line…

Hook, line & sinker.

Bleeb can swim!

Neptune’s unfinished coral trident!

I’m gonna use that!

“Nope, I’m not goin’ fishing… I’m goin’ “lip piercing” down at the lake!

It probably won’t work! “No… I’m not going golfing… I’m gonna drag a bag of sticks around the park for exercise” didn’t work, either.

OOwwww! but he IS smiling!!!

“Sorry, Charlie”, they want tuna that tastes good.

He got hooked on phonics.

That is kind of how I view piercings.

Welcome back, John. I hope that you are MUCH better, like fully recovered better. Oh, Bleeb? It’s good to see you, little alien dude. I hope, I expect, that you are very comfortable underwater.

There is a similarity there.

Maybe he got caught, but he also managed to get away. That hook should be a badge of honor.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

More fish tales. :)

He can tell about the one that got away.

Bleeb! That seahorse looks just your size! Ride ’em Bleeb Boy!!!!!!!!! :)

I cannot understand lip piercing. If you want to attract attention, just have a few teeth pulled.

With those lips, he could handle an anchor.

Mitch Hedberg: You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. (Imitating a fish conversation) “What happened?” “I got caught!” “Bullsh1t, lemme see your upper lip”

Lip service!

Couldn’t be — it’s way too attractive.

Radical, maaan