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A gram of gold is worth a little less than $80 currently. So, that is a little over $6,000 worth of gold. Good luck finding that gold amongst all of the other stuff erupting out of it.
pearlsbs 8 months ago
A gram of gold is worth a little less than $80 currently. So, that is a little over $6,000 worth of gold. Good luck finding that gold amongst all of the other stuff erupting out of it.
Bilan 8 months ago
Unfortunately, the gold-striped zebra died on the Big Island in 2017. Change the “is was” to just “was”.
Pickled Pete 8 months ago
Spot.
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?
Kicked out of the zoo.
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A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra.
But he was spotted.
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When is the best time to eat a zebra?
When it’s stripened.
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What do zebras have that no other animal has?
Baby zebras.
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What are the rules for zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you’re out.
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What side does a zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
RLG Premium Member 8 months ago
Next season, Discovery Channel will send all those Alaskan gold diggers to Antarctica.
tremaine53 8 months ago
What a coincidence! I just spewed 80 grams of coffee!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
That spider believes that if there’s a wheel, there’s away!
ChessPirate 8 months ago
Golden Wheel Spider already at the bottom of a Sand-Dune: “Uh oh…” ☺
mindjob 8 months ago
I would have named that zebra Goldilocks
halvincobbes Premium Member 8 months ago
Leucistic not albino.
cactusbob333 8 months ago
I think that zebe died when they stopped feeding him 24k gold.