Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 30, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  3 months ago

    It produces them on the “fry”.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Shades of Car 54 Where are you? Officers Toody and Muldoon.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not shown: the box of a dozen doughnuts already on the seat between them.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    “DDD we’re rollin’.”

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    One fine day in the last century I was trying to find the donut shop that made the best cinnamon rolls in New York. All I knew was that it was somewhere on lower Seventh Avenue. I followed two policemen and sure enough, they led me to it.

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    Old Tarf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Admirable instinct. Like following a bee to the hive.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Affirmative, donut fret about it.

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    Charlene Martin  3 months ago

    My eyes just glazed over thinking about doughhhhhnuts!

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    ChazNCenTex  3 months ago

    Apple fritters are my downfall.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    They’ve got that glazed look in their eyes.

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    The stereotype of police eating donuts

    Goes back to the fifties at least.

    By that time, two franchises (still big today)

    Had the donut shops vastly increased.

    For cops on a night shift, few diners were open,

    And bringing a bag wasn’t great,

    But donut shops had to prepare for a rush

    In the morning; they stayed open late.

    The donuts came cheap and with no need to wait,

    So the choice would continue by day.

    What’s more, they provided a calorie burst;

    On the beat, you could burn them away.

    Some joints gave them free to police for protection.

    The chiefs said, “Do not accept gifts.”

    Regardless, the image of craving for donuts

    Stays valid for cops on all shifts.

    —me

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Donut fret, we’re on the case.

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