Charlie Brown went to City Hall to get Snoopy’s dog license renewed, but they gave him a driver’s license. The next day they gave him a marriage license. Then they gave him a fishing license. The arc ended with Snoopy tugging on Charlie Brown’s shirt, Charlie Brown saying “I don’t know, I’ll ask.” Then “She says you don’t need a license for that.” And the last panel is Snoopy walking away holding an AR-15 (or some such rifle).
Marriage licenses are a relatively new thing. Only in the last few centuries has it become a thing.
If sex outside of marriage is a crime, and licenses are required to be married, doesn’t that mean that the government is licensing sexual activity? (This is a yes-no question.)
A random thought. Why does anybody need a license to get married? And what determines who should get one, other than a minimum age and not beig Too closely related? It’s not like a license to drive or fly where you have to prove you have learned the rules and acquired the skills to be successful. Or to hunt or fish where you are basically paying a fee for the privelage regardless of whether you know what you are doing, though at least some states do require a hunter’s education course. From what I can tell it basically records an economic contract that theoretically gives some official legal standing to a mutual support arrangement and provides for a legal standing for offspring. Oh, and yes I am married and have been for decades. We were reluctant to ‘get the government involved’, but issues concerning insurance and employers made us decide to “make it official”, and I guess that answers the question.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Most dogs don’t get married. But Snoopy is special.
mccollunsky about 1 month ago
Evens out , dogs don’t have to pay taxes either.
knutdl about 1 month ago
The Marriage Machine (Gilbert O’Sullivan)
Purple People Eater about 1 month ago
So, if a guy marries an ugly girl, they don’t need a license?
happyinvenice23 about 1 month ago
If only IT were True!
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
Dogs don’t marry, they mate for life.
eced52 about 1 month ago
How uncouth.
cdillon85 about 1 month ago
“How uncivilized.” I agree. Barbarians!
Decepticomic about 1 month ago
Yeah, well, it’s not gonna happen anyway.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 1 month ago
Can they do that to a Military flying ace?
Jhony-Yermo about 1 month ago
I guess they can just have a “Jumping the Stick” ceremony.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Cheer up, Snoopy. Statistics show that Marriage is the Number One cause of Divorce.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
I couldn’t even get a BEE license!!
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 month ago
Snoopy had a marriage license once.
Charlie Brown went to City Hall to get Snoopy’s dog license renewed, but they gave him a driver’s license. The next day they gave him a marriage license. Then they gave him a fishing license. The arc ended with Snoopy tugging on Charlie Brown’s shirt, Charlie Brown saying “I don’t know, I’ll ask.” Then “She says you don’t need a license for that.” And the last panel is Snoopy walking away holding an AR-15 (or some such rifle).
I’m not kidding.
eric_harris_76 about 1 month ago
Marriage licenses are a relatively new thing. Only in the last few centuries has it become a thing.
If sex outside of marriage is a crime, and licenses are required to be married, doesn’t that mean that the government is licensing sexual activity? (This is a yes-no question.)
mindjob about 1 month ago
He should at least get a blood test to see if he has any infectious diseases
Faron about 1 month ago
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday on Wednesday!
stamps about 1 month ago
He doesn’t need a pilot’s license either.
KEA about 1 month ago
I’m not sure why humans need a license to get married – a contract seems more appropriate
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Premaritial agreement. “I don’t trust you but I’m marrying you anyway”
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vadiveltarun about 1 month ago
is shultz dead or is this rerun
Curiosity Premium Member about 1 month ago
A random thought. Why does anybody need a license to get married? And what determines who should get one, other than a minimum age and not beig Too closely related? It’s not like a license to drive or fly where you have to prove you have learned the rules and acquired the skills to be successful. Or to hunt or fish where you are basically paying a fee for the privelage regardless of whether you know what you are doing, though at least some states do require a hunter’s education course. From what I can tell it basically records an economic contract that theoretically gives some official legal standing to a mutual support arrangement and provides for a legal standing for offspring. Oh, and yes I am married and have been for decades. We were reluctant to ‘get the government involved’, but issues concerning insurance and employers made us decide to “make it official”, and I guess that answers the question.
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Feral Doings abound…
anncorr339 about 1 month ago
Snoopy wants to get married he is a special dog
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Dogs civilized ???
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
On the plus side, no blood test.