The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 09, 2024

It might not be that bad.

Oh my gosh! Kinda sick, but funny.

AA/AAA was worse – an auto club for drunk drivers.

They have to cooperate, because their health insurance plan won’t pay without proof of the delivery.

I am not ready for my closeup Dr DeMille.

Funny concept.

Amazon prime: Free returns!

Must be a part-timer from Amazon!

Oh my, the stirrups!

The Queen in labor.

Don’t give them any ideas.

For security purposes, enter the delivery room number to view the photo. _____

funny

Wait’ll they have to provide proof-of-purchase!

because dad hasn’t already taken a picture or video of the whole thing.

“Did you get any video of the delivery?” “Naw. Got some great shots of the conception, but nothing on the delivery.” – Jeff Foxworthy

I did a consulting gig at UPS one time (when they were still a private company). It was very weird because they expected everyone to follow the same schedule as their drivers. On my first day, I was in the middle of an detailed technical discussion with another consultant and all of a sudden he said, “Oh, it’s ten o’clock. Time for a coffee break.” I looked at him as asked, “Are you serious?” But everyone did it. Lunch at noon, coffee break at 3:00, out at 5:00. No matter what. It was really weird in a professional environment. I have no idea whether it’s still like that.

I think she is snapping his picture, too.

Is the baby swaddled in “brown”?

At least no risk of porch pirates here…..

Hi Ho Hi Ho, its off to work we go!

Is it just me, or does mom look like she is floating?

Wanna know the exact birth time to get the Natal Chart just right… but that’s a little bit too much!!

What’s the kids tracking number?

Could have a voided a long pregnancy with FedEx. When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight.

Nine months from the time of placing the order?

“Next time tell your office not to email me updates on expected delivery every hour!”

Deliveries in Rear

Delivering the baby is one thing, but I certainly wouldn’t want him delivering the sperm to the egg.