Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 14, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    I have a neurology appt coming up, paid for by the VA…they still insisted on my Medicare and Insurance ID!

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    tauyen  4 months ago

    The secret to living long is to always carry a balance with your medical provider so as to ensure that they keep you alive long enough to collect it

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    silberdistel  4 months ago

    Now daddy feels sick…

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    He can’t pay up, he prioritized and bought junk food and donuts. Ironically, the balance due was for having his A1C checked.

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    westcarleton  4 months ago

    This joke only works in America.

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    Aficionado  4 months ago

    I love the antique phone flag. I remember being very excited when they changed over to them at my office from the dial phones we had, what an improvement!

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    royq27  4 months ago

    Can be very painful…

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    Amongst all the patients with unpaid balances, yours is outstanding.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    “ Oh no!”

    “ Owe yes!”

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    … and your son isn’t quite right in the head.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    Well we can scratch secretary as a possible line of work for Norm.

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    gliderrider  4 months ago

    a land line?

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    Boise Ed Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why is this kid not in an institution?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Outstanding in your field?

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