Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 21, 2025
January 16, 2025
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Transcript:
How I resist food temptation
First I identify the food items I can't stop thinking about.
Then, I remove all sources of temptation by eating the,.
I are dumb
Once I was starting a new diet. I had met up with my once a week wood carving club and was complaining about how difficult it was as I had so many things I shouldn’t have in the house that it was taking me forever to finish eating them.One of my friends said that when starting a diet it was necessary to get all of the bad foods out of the house I protested that I was trying as I was eating them as fast as I could.
It’s kind of amusing that the labels on the ice cream “coincidentally” resemble those of Ben & Jerry’s… I don’t live far from them, but, I haven’t had their ice cream in decades, and couldn’t care less about it.
cracker65 about 22 hours ago
Tomorrow you will buy more.
wrloftis about 15 hours ago
Duck no word good.
Julie478 Premium Member about 14 hours ago
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Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 12 hours ago
Donuts are nasty, disgusting, foul things, and aren’t fit to eat!
Retliblady Premium Member about 10 hours ago
Once I was starting a new diet. I had met up with my once a week wood carving club and was complaining about how difficult it was as I had so many things I shouldn’t have in the house that it was taking me forever to finish eating them.One of my friends said that when starting a diet it was necessary to get all of the bad foods out of the house I protested that I was trying as I was eating them as fast as I could.
FireAnt_Hater about 8 hours ago
Looks like Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Strawberry Cheesecake is my favorite!
tinstar about 3 hours ago
It’s kind of amusing that the labels on the ice cream “coincidentally” resemble those of Ben & Jerry’s… I don’t live far from them, but, I haven’t had their ice cream in decades, and couldn’t care less about it.