You know Corky’s been gone from the diner too long by the branded hamburger sacks – Baleen must have cut her own deal to run a “Drippy Gooey Burger” franchise right under her boss’ nose!
Call in the forensic accountants!!
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It’s a full four-part classics update for the 8th:
Skeezix works by the classic business principle of “Always Be Conniving”. By hook or by crook, he will get enough postmarks where the Sun shall never set on his empire!
Just because Clarion McCall can go after Jessie Bell with “inky by the gallon”, it doesn’t mean he needs to pour the entire bucket into his first edition.
I guess we’re gonna get the whole account of the Tobacco Wars after all. Happy Hangover has the airways cornered in the escalating ad battle… or does he?
Rufus… finishes up early, only he can’t punch out lest he get docked for 7 hours, 52 minutes. Maybe we can find out what he brought for lunch?
Also, too: The chances of Baleen actually being able to the math in her head that fast are just a bit less than the White Sox’ chances of making the playoffs this season.
Did this strip enter a time warop or something? Somebody wrote a check in a restaurant? And, golly, it’s about five times the size of a normal check. And you really get three decent burgers for $20.80? I checked out thee decent places close to home – Americano, Red Mill, and Lil Woody – and this would set you back $30 – $40.
Dirty Dragon 2 months ago
You know Corky’s been gone from the diner too long by the branded hamburger sacks – Baleen must have cut her own deal to run a “Drippy Gooey Burger” franchise right under her boss’ nose!
Call in the forensic accountants!!
- – - -
It’s a full four-part classics update for the 8th:
Skeezix works by the classic business principle of “Always Be Conniving”. By hook or by crook, he will get enough postmarks where the Sun shall never set on his empire!
Just because Clarion McCall can go after Jessie Bell with “inky by the gallon”, it doesn’t mean he needs to pour the entire bucket into his first edition.
I guess we’re gonna get the whole account of the Tobacco Wars after all. Happy Hangover has the airways cornered in the escalating ad battle… or does he?
Rufus… finishes up early, only he can’t punch out lest he get docked for 7 hours, 52 minutes. Maybe we can find out what he brought for lunch?
Dirty Dragon 2 months ago
Also, too: The chances of Baleen actually being able to the math in her head that fast are just a bit less than the White Sox’ chances of making the playoffs this season.
snsurone76 2 months ago
MORE foggy? Sounds like the usual Slim to me!
iggyman 2 months ago
I kind of think that check would bounce!
iggyman 2 months ago
With her anchor tattoo, I wonder if at one time she dated Popeye?!
Darryl Heine 2 months ago
Hot ’n juicy hamburgers are expensive?
capndan Premium Member 2 months ago
Here’s a tip for you Baleen, be careful taking personal checks!
rondm66 2 months ago
Yes.
rondm66 2 months ago
No tax on tips.
SofaKing 2 months ago
I had some fine “anesthesia” last night, from Excelleaf dispensary in Illinois. Very nice foggy brain.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 2 months ago
Insufficient funds should keep that check docked.
Uncle $crooge 2 months ago
Did this strip enter a time warop or something? Somebody wrote a check in a restaurant? And, golly, it’s about five times the size of a normal check. And you really get three decent burgers for $20.80? I checked out thee decent places close to home – Americano, Red Mill, and Lil Woody – and this would set you back $30 – $40.
Uncle $crooge 2 months ago
So if Slim really meant to write the check for $20.80, the actual cost of the burgs, doesn’t that mean that the tip he meant to give him was zero?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
Speaking of “surgery”,where’s the OTHER waitress? The one who took a leave of absence for heart surgery.
I liked her a lot better
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
Three salads and three waters.Dieters convention in town