Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 16, 2024

Long prison time yields a new “short folio”.

Reassure them that their dough is gone. Gone!

Assure them that their money is safe, down there in the Caymans.

… and remember… a 401-K is NOT a foot race!

buy and hope…

What? …..that you will be out soon????

Tell them we’ve put it into the World Liberty Financial crypto launch. It’s perfectly safe there.

first name Bernie by any chance??

I’m calling to tell you not to worry, the feds can’t find the money.

You have a phone. YOU make the calls.

Reassure them for what, they’ll get their license plates on time?

Mrs. Fastow visits the big house.

He’s still insider trading, but now it’s candy for cigarettes.

And don’t forget to explain that I’m just here researching our new video game app—“Prison Break!”

What!? That guy has my old number!