Honor your father even when he calls you names.
Even if he did, those fluffy clouds, no biggie!
So, exhibit love (in the form of concern) like you are commanded to do, and you get called “idiots” – this god is a real jerk.
Why do all the Heaven dweller wear sandals? Even Big G? Very weird.
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up because my arm is stuck in a cloud. (A sentence nobody ever said before)
He can’t admit he lost his contacts
Because it’s easier to draw feet with sandals?
More stuff for us to break?
He’s not a surfer, but he is hanging 10.
“You already helped me up, when you did it for one of the least of my brothers.”
It’s completely sandalous.
God would not call them idiots. Or other names.
He gets a bit testy over over testaments. ☺️
November 25, 2017
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
Honor your father even when he calls you names.
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Even if he did, those fluffy clouds, no biggie!
rip_marco 3 months ago
So, exhibit love (in the form of concern) like you are commanded to do, and you get called “idiots” – this god is a real jerk.
William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago
Why do all the Heaven dweller wear sandals? Even Big G? Very weird.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up because my arm is stuck in a cloud. (A sentence nobody ever said before)
mindjob 3 months ago
He can’t admit he lost his contacts
jfh0555 3 months ago
Because it’s easier to draw feet with sandals?
ladykat 3 months ago
More stuff for us to break?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He’s not a surfer, but he is hanging 10.
Frer Squirrel 3 months ago
“You already helped me up, when you did it for one of the least of my brothers.”
Lablubber 3 months ago
It’s completely sandalous.
stillfickled Premium Member 3 months ago
God would not call them idiots. Or other names.
Judeeye Premium Member 3 months ago
He gets a bit testy over over testaments. ☺️