Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 13, 2024

And a “quack” in reality.

Holiday Inn Express physician

Close enough.

You’re right Doc the neck tourniquet should stop that head bleeding

I’m not a pharmacist but I played one at Wal*Mart.

That’s one way to clear the sidewalk so you can get by.

…yeah, yeah, yeah… we all have buddy!

Dr. Kiley from Marcus Welby?

It’s Neil Patrick Harris (Doogie HowserMD), and he insists on mouth-to-mouth.

and I just happen to have my scalpel with me…

Since they’re all standing around doing nothing, we’ll just hope they’ve already called 911 and are waiting for the ambulance. In the meantime, they need to keep the dimwitted actor away.

Oooh, I know this man, he was corpse #2 on last Thursday’s General Hospital.

Now where’s the teleprompter?

Everything he needed to know about medicine, he learned from pharma commercials.

Fine, buddy, but will you please get lost from this movie scene we’re shooting?