Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 25, 2024
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Man: I accidentally use your toothbrush and you scream and throw it out? Where did our wanton passion go? Woman: Right where the toothbrush went. *The honeymoon and the spit swapping are over*
You don’t want to share Treponema denticola and Porphyromonas gingivalis. Even with kissing And don’t let people kiss a baby under 2 on the lips and if you test the baby’s food temperature with a spoon, use a different spoon for the baby. And please don’t clean off a dropped pacifier with your mouth !
sbenton7684 26 days ago
I’m at an age where it’s hard to remember the spit swapping part…
Ubintold 26 days ago
No mouth to mouth for these two.
Kroykali 26 days ago
Now she’s wondering what else he accidentally uses.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 26 days ago
You don’t want to share Treponema denticola and Porphyromonas gingivalis. Even with kissing And don’t let people kiss a baby under 2 on the lips and if you test the baby’s food temperature with a spoon, use a different spoon for the baby. And please don’t clean off a dropped pacifier with your mouth !
MeGoNow Premium Member 26 days ago
It sure went fast. In just a short time, it was gone, lickety split.
PoodleGroomer 26 days ago
After having 3 children, I’m convinced that we share a common biome.
Darsan54 Premium Member 26 days ago
SAD. Soooooo SAD.
Chris Sherlock 25 days ago
So, she should want to use the toothbrush after he just used it? Seems unsanitary to me.
wildlandwaters 21 days ago
well, yeah! especially since you used it to clean the toilet bowl!!