Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 14, 2024
September 13, 2024
September 15, 2024
Transcript:
Man: Hear chainsaw in distance. Must..go...watch. Woman: You're powerless against its spell, aren't you? Man: Must see limbs fall. Must smell gasoline and sawdust.
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Ubintold 2 months ago
Get a real life.
walstib Premium Member 2 months ago
“I love the smell of sawdust in the morning.”
well-i-never 2 months ago
Chainsaw? Maybe. Excavator? You bet!
MikeM_inMD 2 months ago
Half of a large pear tree fall across my driveway once. The guy across the cul-de-sac was coming out dressed for the office and saw me starting to work on it. So he turned around and took the day off so he “play with a chainsaw”. The guy next door joined in, too. I let them take as much firewood as they wanted.
Chris 2 months ago
that would be a yes. :j
Charlie Fogwhistle 2 months ago
My next book will be titled “Power Tools I have Known and Loved”, or “It doesn’t matter if your nickname is ‘Twig’, don’t cut your own limbs”.
sincavage05 2 months ago
A mans dream!
gopher gofer 2 months ago
now that i’m almost done cleaning up the white aspens on our property (digging the stumps up manually, no excavator…), i’d like to take my chainsaw to the property next door that our neighbor has let return to nature. the ever-expanding grove of white aspens there will soon be sending roots back into our property…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago
The zombies have already gotten to him, haven’t they?