Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 21, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman: I don't think you pay attention to me anymore. What color are my eyes? Man: Um...off-white with little red lines in them. Woman: Ok. Maybe you are paying attention.
Daltongang Premium Member about 2 months ago
Never ask that question the morning after you go on a bender.
SheMc about 2 months ago
If she was looking for a compliment she was barking up the wrong tree!!!
walstib Premium Member about 2 months ago
Cue Elton John “Your Song”:
♪♫ "So excuse me forgetting
But these things I do.
You see, I’ve forgotten
If they’re green or they’re blue." ♫♪