Woman: I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched. Man: Maybe the had no choice.
The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Denim will be in touch
Just call yourself “Dead Meat” buddy! He who sleeps in the dog house from now on! LOL!
And then the fight started.
Infamous last words …
“The Mahareeshi Says” by Al Boliska, pub. 1969: “Some stretch pants have no choice.”
My buddy married a super nice beautiful Joey Heatherton lookalike, and later was amazed how quickly she doubled her weight. No kids, just alcohol and eating.
Wonder how tight she can stretch them around his neck?
C about 11 hours ago
The Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Denim will be in touch
Macushlalondra about 10 hours ago
Just call yourself “Dead Meat” buddy! He who sleeps in the dog house from now on! LOL!
My First Premium Member about 6 hours ago
And then the fight started.
kv450 about 4 hours ago
Infamous last words …
ThreeDogDad Premium Member about 3 hours ago
“The Mahareeshi Says” by Al Boliska, pub. 1969: “Some stretch pants have no choice.”
walstib Premium Member about 3 hours ago
My buddy married a super nice beautiful Joey Heatherton lookalike, and later was amazed how quickly she doubled her weight. No kids, just alcohol and eating.
backyardcowboy about 2 hours ago
Wonder how tight she can stretch them around his neck?