Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for August 24, 2024

Hey, he wants to read, that’s good.

“Great Expectorations”: Don’t say it – just spit it out.

I write banned books

Which Ramone is he?

Check again, kid – expectorations isn’t the actual title of that book. But it IS what you’ll likely feel like doing once you start reading it!!!

Made me spit coffee.

The antagonist is named Luggie.

Great Expectations, all 550 pages in the 5th grade? I would imagine it would be deadly boring for a 5th grader after the first 50 pages.

No – but “Catcher” is still held greatly in ethereal splendor…

Im impressed he KNOWS the word expectoration