Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2024

Ralph, are you sure she’s even ….. “HUGHmon?!!!”

;-)

And they are going to a donut store

What, no banner outside?

Fooled him into marrying her, didn’t she!

And Ralph is a fat, lazy, idiot. But no name calling, please. Also, we call that a tropical delusion.

She’d better get started….

Speaking of getting dolled up. My wife will be home, tomorrow. I get to take her to dinner, from the air port. Good meal, tell her how the boys are doing, bring her home in a good mood and hope that I survive until Monday, after she discovers all that I did.

And yet, after all that she will still look the same in this comic.

Mrs is an esthetician. I was talking to one of her clients right after a facial, and she apologized for the way she looked at the moment. I told her none needed, she was just as beautiful after a facial as before while she was wearing makeup. I get why women wear it, but sometimes natural is just as wonderful!

Gotta ask: what IS it these days with the eyelashes and the nails? Some girls wear them both so long that i wonder whether they can see/use their hands. . .just sayin. . .

at least she’s real enough to put on a show. :D

It should’ve been a eyelash flag.

And she calls it her “natural look”?

I plowed through a click bait about celebrities without their makeup. It would have helped if they put before and after pix.

You should have mention this in the morning, so she’d have time to put her face on.

She’s traveling incognito!

And this is why he almost never suggests going out. By the time she’s done all that he’ll be starving and by the time they get home there won’t be time for anything but to go directly to bed – to SLEEP. Might as well just pop a frozen pizza into the toaster oven and be done with it.

I had a friend like this many years ago. When she got home and took off “false” everything, I hardly recognized her.

Where does June think they’re going to go?

Dye her hair? Just makeup won’t do?