F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 27, 2024

I’d put in a bag of dog poo and write microwave for 2 minutes on the bag

I worked for a company whose president helped himself to the employees lunches. He claimed Navajo and Aztec heritage and traditions. We are all “community” in his eyes and we share….other than that, he was okay, although the Aztec part made me nervous, all the heart ripping and such.

Oooh! Is that a leek, ramp, and scallion sandwich? Yum!

IMHO, stealing someone’s work lunch is an acceptable reason to fist fight someone. This is completely over the line.

you just have to handle getting glared at… and tossed out the window when they get mad.

Just not the one with doodie…

But don’t pick the lunch of the lady with the coffee cup. Getting her lunch taken makes her a bit testy.

evidently granma does not have executive privileges…

“Except hers. She’s been known to poison the pickles.”

Executive theft is still theft.