Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 30, 2024

Gotta find a use for it!

actually, I’m interested in what happened next …

And now, that pub has the biggest clientele in the whole town!

On top of that, it was probably warm.

Shabbat shalom, fellow Jewish cappers. Pray that the daily shofar blast of the month of Elul will help bring about peace—and the final end of terrorism! And if anyone has contact with Eldo and/or rjm, tell them “L’shsnah tovah” for me, OK?

Even a flat beer should be filtered through the kidneys before pouring it on someone’s. head..

Flat beer is good for killing slugs in the garden. Just get them drunk and step on them.

I remember telling them the beer was skunky, they replaced it

Andy poured out a beer? I’m shocked.

That would be the first time Andy poured out a beer.

Andy, you’ll never learn, will you?

I’m sure he had not paid for it.

That place was so quiet, the barkeep had to tell the crickets to pipe down.

Little details sometimes missed, Andy.

“I’ve never poured out a beer, not even to put out a grass fire.” Hank Hill

Andy can be very demonstrative at times…….

The only reason he’s giving the bar a pass is because he’s banned.

I once got into an argument with a bar owner about my beer being off.

“Impossible,” says he, “It’s a fresh keg!”

“Taste it,” I argued, “It’s flatter than your kid sister!”

After a bit more two-and-froing he tasted the beer for himself, then without saying a word, poured me a beer from of an alternative brand, put an “out of order” sign on the tap of the bad beer, and walked away.

He didn’t me for my beer and I heard him on the phone giving an earful to the distributor but he never admitted out loud to me that the beer was bad!

Flat beer is still beer. Bad pizza is still pizza.

You know beer is bad when not even Andy will drink it.

“Details, details, details . . . "