Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 31, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    And also in lie ability.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Their errors are very special.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    I once forgot to pay my auto insurance bill (I was young). I forget why, but a few months later I called my insurance company about something and the woman started to give me a very hard time. In a very nasty tone, she said that since I’d let it expire, I’d have to start a new one and it would take at least two weeks.

    I replied that I’d just renewed my auto registration last month and they had signed the registration. There was silence for about 10 seconds on the other end and then she said, “You renewed your registration? With us?” I said yes and she looked it up and indeed they had. She renewed my policy in under a half hour.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    I have heard about electrical ions but those omis ones are new. Do they come from those Amish folk

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    Lablubber   2 months ago

    Doesn’t cover acts of odds.

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    ekke  2 months ago

    Unfortunately, sometimes mine are sins of comis_ions.

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    eromlig  2 months ago

    Excellent, Leigh!

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