Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 03, 2024

Where I live, we say “sword came before the blame” – in Andy’s case, “Beer came before the sermon”. Also, vicar … hmm you’re going to have a lot of “other” times. trust me

Yeah, he’s been knocked senseless!

Vicar, I’m sure that both you and Flo are aware that talking “sense” into him is a human impossibility. I have to question whether God Himself is omnipotent enough to turn him around!

Just buy him a drink and he’ll listen until he finishes his beer.

Nice try Vicar. Try prayer. Round about way to get to people. Lord works miracles.

Talk sense to the tallest part of him.

Good luck with that.

Vicar, go in and have a toot and loosen up!

The proper time and place shall not avail itself in our lifetime.

Looks like Jack has opened Andy’s tab again.

No people have to go to confession on there own inshutive

An exercise in futility.

Don’t ever try to talk sense with anybody who has a snootful!

The Count logged in to read Andy Capp and gets “Grantchester” instead. Totally makes a partial vacuum with its mouth.

Maybe.

Andy does have some sense……nonsense!

My former daughter in law was an alcoholic like Andy. She drank during her pregnancy, now I have a granddaughter who I love dearly, who has fetal alcohol syndrome. She has made great progress she is mainstreamed and a Freshman in high school. We tried many times to get her mom sober, but the booze was too strong. Her mom died about 6 months after her birth, she was yellow from kidney failure when she passed.

I know Andy is a comic which allows people to laugh at his antics, just remember in real life, there are real consequences.

It would’ve been funnier if the Vicar had reached the Capp’s flat just as Flo was tossing Andy out.

He’s pretty senseless now.

There is no “good” time!

Start with, “Aren’t you getting tired of this?”

Is there a good time?

Don’t waste your time, Vicar.

Vicar forget it .Andy got thrown out of the pub for two reasons fighting or wanting free beer

Vicar forget it .Andy got thrown out of the pub for two reasons fighting or wanting free beer.

Don’t bother. He’s an unmitigated, unrecoverable drunken slob.See if you can talk some sense into Flo and get her to kick him out without the boomerang