Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 03, 2024

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    seanfear  2 months ago

    Where I live, we say “sword came before the blame” – in Andy’s case, “Beer came before the sermon”. Also, vicar … hmm you’re going to have a lot of “other” times. trust me

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    Yakety Sax  2 months ago

    Yeah, he’s been knocked senseless!

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    snsurone76  2 months ago

    Vicar, I’m sure that both you and Flo are aware that talking “sense” into him is a human impossibility. I have to question whether God Himself is omnipotent enough to turn him around!

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Just buy him a drink and he’ll listen until he finishes his beer.

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    CorkLock  2 months ago

    Nice try Vicar. Try prayer. Round about way to get to people. Lord works miracles.

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    MReese  2 months ago

    Talk sense to the tallest part of him.

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    Good luck with that.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Vicar, go in and have a toot and loosen up!

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    The proper time and place shall not avail itself in our lifetime.

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    rob.home  2 months ago

    Looks like Jack has opened Andy’s tab again.

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    StephenHoyt  2 months ago

    No people have to go to confession on there own inshutive

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    awcoffman  2 months ago

    An exercise in futility.

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Don’t ever try to talk sense with anybody who has a snootful!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 2 months ago

    The Count logged in to read Andy Capp and gets “Grantchester” instead. Totally makes a partial vacuum with its mouth.

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    ladykat  2 months ago

    Maybe.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Andy does have some sense……nonsense!

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    Bruce1253  2 months ago

    My former daughter in law was an alcoholic like Andy. She drank during her pregnancy, now I have a granddaughter who I love dearly, who has fetal alcohol syndrome. She has made great progress she is mainstreamed and a Freshman in high school. We tried many times to get her mom sober, but the booze was too strong. Her mom died about 6 months after her birth, she was yellow from kidney failure when she passed.

    I know Andy is a comic which allows people to laugh at his antics, just remember in real life, there are real consequences.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    It would’ve been funnier if the Vicar had reached the Capp’s flat just as Flo was tossing Andy out.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    He’s pretty senseless now.

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    There is no “good” time!

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    jrankin1959  2 months ago

    Start with, “Aren’t you getting tired of this?”

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    Is there a good time?

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    tad1  2 months ago

    Don’t waste your time, Vicar.

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    anncorr339  2 months ago

    Vicar forget it .Andy got thrown out of the pub for two reasons fighting or wanting free beer

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    anncorr339  2 months ago

    Vicar forget it .Andy got thrown out of the pub for two reasons fighting or wanting free beer.

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