Ben by Daniel Shelton for October 12, 2024

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 2 months ago

    A good night’s sleep at his age is nothing to sneeze at.

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    j_m_kuehl  2 months ago

    if you rub his face real fast, it sounds like corduroy

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    Jeff0811  2 months ago

    Wear those lines like a badge of honor. He might also go with the follically challenged line, “God made some heads perfect, the rest he had to cover with hair” line while he’s at it.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines.

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    Rough pillow.

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    goboboyd  2 months ago

    Good to have various back stories to suit the need.

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    davidob  2 months ago

    I’ll sleep on it.

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    mafastore  2 months ago

    But when one gets old – one can stay up as late as they want – many nights the sun is up before I fall asleep – and get up when one wants to do so (especially when there is a pandemic and no place to be). One can eat lunch at 2 pm, dinner at 8pm and late night snack (tomorrow’s breakfast) at 2 am!

    Start of Covid it hit me – no one sees but him, why wear a bra. Mid Covid it dawned on me – who cares if I am wearing a bra if it cannot be seen under my clothing so I only wear one going out in warm weather when not wearing a sweatshirt or jacket.

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