Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 12, 2024

Okay, someone has to say it: what a couple of dodos.

How about unnatural enemies?

Learn the way of the Dodo.

Shoulda gone to the dodo dojo.

Even if you did, you never stand a chance against humans.

No natural enemy’s except that Sail on the Horizon getting closer and closer !

Except for man, that is.

Mmmm famous last words

Not something someone who tastes better than chicken should be saying.

Then the dodos got into a todo,

except the worst one of all…

It must have been on their dodo list.

I think they are Auks actually.

Thanks to the internet, I could find the significance of the name Mauritius.

Wait til you meet the sailors