The organ peeled potatoes while lard was rendered by the choir. Then the Sexton told the church bell, “Someone set the church on fire!”. The preacher shouted, “Holy Smoke!”, and in the rush he lost his hair. Now his head is like the Heavens, for there is No Parting There. Mother taught us that one many years ago.
yoey1957 about 1 month ago
Had an uncle who lost his hair in his 40’s but kept his comb. He just could’nt um…..part with it! XD! Please don’t block me!
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Gone but not forgotten — parting with parting was such sweet sorrow.
juicebruce about 1 month ago
That one happened about 40 years ago ;-(
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
My ‘natural’ part departed when I started getting my hair cut shorter ! ! !
wndflower1 about 1 month ago
ba dom boom
Ichabod Ferguson about 1 month ago
Don’t wig out about it.
nsaber about 1 month ago
Gotta hate it when your natural “part” departs..
ctolson about 1 month ago
And your cowlick has melted away.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s just a wide part.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
No need to see a barber.
Chris Sherlock about 1 month ago
One advantage of having thinning hair—it makes it easier to dry your hair when you wash it.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Parting hair is a waste of time. Like splitting hairs. :)
tcayer about 1 month ago
It’s still there. One side starts at his left ear, and the other on the right!
Billy Yank about 1 month ago
The organ peeled potatoes while lard was rendered by the choir. Then the Sexton told the church bell, “Someone set the church on fire!”. The preacher shouted, “Holy Smoke!”, and in the rush he lost his hair. Now his head is like the Heavens, for there is No Parting There. Mother taught us that one many years ago.
Robert Maxell Premium Member about 1 month ago
… It’s not so much a thing that my part has departed, it just decide to expand its operations.
MichaelSFC90 about 1 month ago
John Birch. You have a good name.