Monty by Jim Meddick for September 27, 2024

I’m waiting for the brain improvement splice.

Reminds me of the 1998 movie Senseless.

If he had a bat’s digestive system, he could probably eat the centipede. I bet that would shut it up.

It must sound like a platoon marching.

Just turn your TV off.

Oh great. Covid-24 incoming.

At least wear bunny slippers. :)

Monty, inadvertently giving us multiple reasons why God made us just a little more oblivious than the rest of His creatures. :-D

if Monty eats it, i’m outta here

After testing, I was told I’m in the top 5% of Americans who can hear so I can relate. It’s not a gift.