Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for September 27, 2024

Something to “auk” about.

…and a helmet!

Now why didn’t Garfield think about wanting to eat a puffin?

And I bet the birds are “Puffin’ Fresh”. Ugh, that was terrible!

I saw An old episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern went Puffin hunting. They grilled them up and said they were delicious.

At first I thought this was a rescue, but now. . . .

Aw, don’t eat em, Heath. They’re too cute.

Home run

What’s Heathcliff doing in Newfoundland?

Heath on a cliff?

Huffin and puffin?

Well, blow my house down…

I feel like this would have been funnier without the caption

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Puffins if you can fly .Fly away from hesthcliff