Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 24, 2024

He needs a “scooch” & soda.

What a drag.

Of course the customer wants to check the one from the bottom.

No need. They are all p®ee tested!

Doggie shopping at buttscooter store.

I’m impressed they can balance those rolls that way. Usually they have racks with support bars running through the rolls.

many years ago I used to clean carpets, and there was an old couple who had really old carpeting, like 40 years old, and it looked like new when I got done. It was called Armor something, and for obvious reasons they quit making it, cuz it was too good… if you liked the color, you’d never hafta replace it!

He wants to relieve himself of buyer’s remorse.

Find a white one, that way it’ll really stand out.

Throw him the samples.