Lola by Todd Clark for October 08, 2024

You are causing an “accident” in which YOU are at fault!

As a senior, I’ve seen a few of us let their true inner self slip into plain view. Not pretty when it’s behind the wheel with a horn. Gotta be careful, Lola, ‘cause that driver might be packin’ heat.

Everybody knows that the golden rule is “He who has the gold , makes the rules.”

Lola’s rules are far from universal.

I always though the golden rule was “do unto others as you would have them do unto you”

No, No, NO LOLA. ALWAYS lay on the horn first, before tapping their bumper.

Because that’s what she would like others to do to her, Right? Golden rule indeed.

When someone in front of me doesn’t move within a few seconds of the light having turned green, I find that a gentle tap of the horn is enough to get them moving.

I’d like a bumper sticker that says, “I’ve vaccinated for everything except road rage and rabies, have teeth, will bite.”

Do you have a “How’s My Driving?” bumper sticker, Lola?

I totally get it, have been rear ended twice bye two under 18 years old. Both times the parents begged me not to turn it in to my insurance company or the police. I was a fool. They didn’t cover any of the damages, pleading poverty.

I’ll bet her bumper sticker reads ‘I brake for tailgaters’.