Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for October 03, 2024

Gee, I thought that he was fiddle-farting.

Oh Shilly-shally.

I thought he was being a little catty by pussyfooting around.

" You guys! You lollygag the ball around the infield; you lollygag your way down to first; you lollygag around the dugout!"

There’s a difference.

Well, whatever Grimm’s doing, at least it’s not skylarking, a term I heard when I joined the Navy.

Semantics again, or is it hair-splitting?

Or ‘Diddle Farting Around’, with real farts.

Never knew there was a difference…..

What about spuddle?

yeah, c’mon… get it right! sheesh…

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Cut the Tom-Foolery and get the school!

Have you all been hanging out with Abe Simpson?