Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 02, 2024

Maybe so, but the queen’s legs are pretty good. Checker out.

That’s how it works.

Check again.

You need some fact checkers…

You could get some watery tart handing out scimitars.

Well, you could try playing Rocks-Paper-Scissors if you had hands, which you don’t. And getting to the far side of the board isn’t easy.

Pretty much explains how Charles got the job. Wasn’t it a race to see which sperm got there first?

Is he one of those fact-checkers?

How about first one out of the cocoon is the Monarch?

And they denote the ‘monarch’ by having him sit on a dead ‘minion’ ??

Monarchs are not ‘selected’. They seize power by force across the country, and pass it on to their heirs.

‘Sorry’ but this is too much ‘Trouble’ and I don’t have a ‘Clue’.

Well, try not to get jumped.

Better red than dead.

Are these fact checkers?

This room feels draughty.

OMG I haven’t played Chinese Checkers since I was kid.

Try playing chess…

They tried Roberts Rules of Order but everything got “tabled” and nothing got done.

They could try this method, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis [interrupting]: Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.