Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 04, 2024

…,So the team got a poopboy, and it all worked out.

3. careful when sliding home

I wonder if the bird that steals the food has to be a hawk?

Believe it or not, I hadn’t noticed until now that we have both Calvin and Hobbes for president here.

A Man Walks Into a Bar with His Little Dog…

He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “25 bucks says this dog can talk!”

Bartender says, “I’ll take that bet. Make it quick.”

Man looks at the dog and points upward. “What’s the name of this thing over our head that keeps the rain out?”

Dog barks, “Ruff!”

Man says, “See that, he said roof!”

Bartender says, “I’m not paying no 25 bucks for that! Ruff! ha ha”

Man says, “Okay, double or nothing, $50 bucks says this dog can talk!”

Bartender sighs, “Okay, make it quick.”

Man puts the dog on the floor and looks down at him. “What’s the name of the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog keeps wagging his tail, says nothing. Man leans down and whispers, “Home runs.”

Dog barks, “Rutt!”

Man says, “See that, Babe Ruth!”

Bartender says, “That’s it, get outta here the both of ya.” With that he grabs the man by the collar and the little dog by the scruff of his neck, marches them to the door and throws them out.

Man brushes himself off, looks down at the little dog wagging his tail frantically.

Dog says, “Was it DiMaggio?”

“Bat Dog”, spreading nuggets of wisdom far afield!

Right, when a dog’s running about it’s using energy stored in it’s body. When it uses this energy the waste product accumulates and has to go somewhere. Right? Everybody poops. You should do some dog sledding someday. The other dogs don’t stop when one dog has to poop/pee. They skid along hunched over while being pulled along doing their business. And the farting… hopefully you’ll have a good cross breeze. Still, it’s so much fun dog sledding through the woods.

I was asked, during a job interview for a coffee chain, one with a green and white label, if a customer loses a drink, on the ground would you replace it for free. The answer is YES, I didn’t ask if they wanted an insurance policy. The interviewer asked, how many times would you do that, after the third I said there would be a discussion about the problem.

I like the bird story! And that jersey should go in the Smithsonian!

I did not need to see the actual dog —— guys.

Coincidentally, the cost of the bird insurance is equal to the cost of a meal

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“It’s down the first base line… FOUL ball. And I do mean foul.”

at costco in sapporo the staff, some of whom are nice, will occasionally warn customers about the crows that lurk in the garage area, but they don’t replace the groceries that the crows steal from folks who aren’t alert enough…

“Bat Dog”? Hope they named her “Ace.” (True Batman fans will get the reference.)

I work for the auction company that auctioned off the Ruth jersey—I’ve got a picture on my phone. It’s absolutely fascinating the things I get to see around there. The gallery is filled up with Game of Thrones memorabilia right now, including the throne itself.

The Trenton,New Jersey minor league team had a famous “bat Dog” that was more successful in its work