He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “25 bucks says this dog can talk!”
Bartender says, “I’ll take that bet. Make it quick.”
Man looks at the dog and points upward. “What’s the name of this thing over our head that keeps the rain out?”
Dog barks, “Ruff!”
Man says, “See that, he said roof!”
Bartender says, “I’m not paying no 25 bucks for that! Ruff! ha ha”
Man says, “Okay, double or nothing, $50 bucks says this dog can talk!”
Bartender sighs, “Okay, make it quick.”
Man puts the dog on the floor and looks down at him. “What’s the name of the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog keeps wagging his tail, says nothing. Man leans down and whispers, “Home runs.”
Dog barks, “Rutt!”
Man says, “See that, Babe Ruth!”
Bartender says, “That’s it, get outta here the both of ya.” With that he grabs the man by the collar and the little dog by the scruff of his neck, marches them to the door and throws them out.
Man brushes himself off, looks down at the little dog wagging his tail frantically.
Right, when a dog’s running about it’s using energy stored in it’s body. When it uses this energy the waste product accumulates and has to go somewhere. Right? Everybody poops. You should do some dog sledding someday. The other dogs don’t stop when one dog has to poop/pee. They skid along hunched over while being pulled along doing their business. And the farting… hopefully you’ll have a good cross breeze. Still, it’s so much fun dog sledding through the woods.
Leroy about 5 hours ago
…,So the team got a poopboy, and it all worked out.
j_m_kuehl about 5 hours ago
3. careful when sliding home
The Duke about 5 hours ago
I wonder if the bird that steals the food has to be a hawk?
RLG Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Believe it or not, I hadn’t noticed until now that we have both Calvin and Hobbes for president here.
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
A Man Walks Into a Bar with His Little Dog…
He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “25 bucks says this dog can talk!”
Bartender says, “I’ll take that bet. Make it quick.”
Man looks at the dog and points upward. “What’s the name of this thing over our head that keeps the rain out?”
Dog barks, “Ruff!”
Man says, “See that, he said roof!”
Bartender says, “I’m not paying no 25 bucks for that! Ruff! ha ha”
Man says, “Okay, double or nothing, $50 bucks says this dog can talk!”
Bartender sighs, “Okay, make it quick.”
Man puts the dog on the floor and looks down at him. “What’s the name of the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog keeps wagging his tail, says nothing. Man leans down and whispers, “Home runs.”
Dog barks, “Rutt!”
Man says, “See that, Babe Ruth!”
Bartender says, “That’s it, get outta here the both of ya.” With that he grabs the man by the collar and the little dog by the scruff of his neck, marches them to the door and throws them out.
Man brushes himself off, looks down at the little dog wagging his tail frantically.
Dog says, “Was it DiMaggio?”
mokspr Premium Member about 4 hours ago
“Bat Dog”, spreading nuggets of wisdom far afield!
jessebob42 about 2 hours ago
Right, when a dog’s running about it’s using energy stored in it’s body. When it uses this energy the waste product accumulates and has to go somewhere. Right? Everybody poops. You should do some dog sledding someday. The other dogs don’t stop when one dog has to poop/pee. They skid along hunched over while being pulled along doing their business. And the farting… hopefully you’ll have a good cross breeze. Still, it’s so much fun dog sledding through the woods.