The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 01, 2024

I’m sorry, Gargle. Too many words to follow?

I love this woman’s kindness.

Some water for the harridan

She needs a retaliatory strike…right across the chops.

So says the “woman” that could take on the whole …… German Luftwaffe and the Wehrmacht!!!

/SHEESH\

Shut up and walk away Brutus. Let the lady think she won

Tell that old hag it’s your house and you’ll say what you please. If she doesn’t like it she knows where the door is. She can either use it on her own or your foot will guide her there with a good swift kick!

Go away Mother Gargoyle ☜⁠ ⁠(⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠)

Brutus – “I’ve been looking into Nursing Homes for you, and I think you’ll be very comfortable in the one I picked out for you”.

I know this doesn’t much matter to Mother G, but I don’t see how saying “good evening” is getting into someone else’s business. If Brutus had said “How was your day?”, or something similar, I could see a reason for the retort. She doesn’t really need a reason though.

she seems pleasant…

Walk away Brutus , walk away .

I’ll never understand why people allow others to demean and bully them for! Low self esteem, methinks!

What a virago. I was fortunately very blessed to have a wonderful MIL. My wife however wasn’t quite as fortunate with her MIL.

You old battle axe, you shouldn’t ruin my week by coming on a Tuesday. Here’s your broom, go home.

Move and don’t leave a forwarding address.

[BUMP!]

“Oh, sorry. Hope that hot coffee didn’t burn your lap…”

well then, hope your tea comes out of your nose then. :L

At least the day is almost over with and it’s not Good morning

I was just going to ask if you are enjoying your hemlock.That is what l would have said but Brutus will just take it all in stride, being the good guy that he is. However, he will have his day in the end. " “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.”……

Brutus has modeled a turn the other cheek patience for years, which has only emboldened her. A preemptive kick in her fanny years ago could have saved him years of pain. As would preemptively booting her out of his home. Btw, I find the coffee vapor lines mystifying today Chip.

Brutus, you just got her stern permission not to speak to her again, take advantage of it.

The joys of having a mother-in-law.

So says Mother Gargle of the I. D. F.

Well, since I refer to her as “Mother G.”, maybe Brutus technically completed a full sentence.

Cant help but notice, her hair style is that of a witch’s hat. Looks don’t lie.