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Most quick methods of measuring body fat won’t give you a number unless you tell it your age. Why do I have to tell it my age? It’s because it uses a formula for average people. What if I’m not average?
suv2000 5 months ago
EVIL SNOBBY WITCH WITH A B
sirbadger 5 months ago
Most quick methods of measuring body fat won’t give you a number unless you tell it your age. Why do I have to tell it my age? It’s because it uses a formula for average people. What if I’m not average?
j_m_kuehl 5 months ago
pinch me already
win.45mag 5 months ago
And lazy. Don’t forget lazy. Very, very lazy.
goboboyd 5 months ago
Scrawny tube-toppers can be cruel. Perhaps their ponytails are pulled way too tight. But then it could be said he asked for it.
wongo 5 months ago
I want a second opinion. OK, your ugly too!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 5 months ago
Your nose alone weighs more than a large bologna.
christelisbetty 5 months ago
If I were you, I’d just blame it on Glenn McCoy.
assrdood 5 months ago
Well, you have tiny booblets, so there!
HOTLOTUS1 5 months ago
did you get the license of the car that hit you
Chris 5 months ago
and your beer belly is showing too. :p
cactusbob333 4 months ago
Looking in the mirror will tell you all you need to know.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 4 months ago
Eno wants to maintain petite shoulders.
phileaux 4 months ago
Your waist measurement (at largest point) should be half your height. Done.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
2 × 10 to the second power?
cuzinron47 4 months ago
I’m guessing she won’t be his date tonight.
Impkins Premium Member 4 months ago
His scale at home says the same thing, after it tells him to get the hell off! burp. : )
the lost wizard 4 months ago
You’re also a fathead. :)
eb110americana 4 months ago
They should label people like ground beef packaging. 80/20. Free range.
Strawberry King 4 months ago
And you’re very very fired.
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
oh man, whatta babe! I wish I could get her number!!