EVIL SNOBBY WITCH WITH A B
Most quick methods of measuring body fat won’t give you a number unless you tell it your age. Why do I have to tell it my age? It’s because it uses a formula for average people. What if I’m not average?
pinch me already
And lazy. Don’t forget lazy. Very, very lazy.
Scrawny tube-toppers can be cruel. Perhaps their ponytails are pulled way too tight. But then it could be said he asked for it.
I want a second opinion. OK, your ugly too!
Your nose alone weighs more than a large bologna.
If I were you, I’d just blame it on Glenn McCoy.
Well, you have tiny booblets, so there!
did you get the license of the car that hit you
and your beer belly is showing too. :p
Looking in the mirror will tell you all you need to know.
Eno wants to maintain petite shoulders.
Your waist measurement (at largest point) should be half your height. Done.
2 × 10 to the second power?
I’m guessing she won’t be his date tonight.
His scale at home says the same thing, after it tells him to get the hell off! burp. : )
You’re also a fathead. :)
They should label people like ground beef packaging. 80/20. Free range.
And you’re very very fired.
oh man, whatta babe! I wish I could get her number!!
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suv2000 3 months ago
EVIL SNOBBY WITCH WITH A B
sirbadger 3 months ago
Most quick methods of measuring body fat won’t give you a number unless you tell it your age. Why do I have to tell it my age? It’s because it uses a formula for average people. What if I’m not average?
j_m_kuehl 3 months ago
pinch me already
win.45mag 3 months ago
And lazy. Don’t forget lazy. Very, very lazy.
goboboyd 3 months ago
Scrawny tube-toppers can be cruel. Perhaps their ponytails are pulled way too tight. But then it could be said he asked for it.
wongo 3 months ago
I want a second opinion. OK, your ugly too!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
Your nose alone weighs more than a large bologna.
christelisbetty 3 months ago
If I were you, I’d just blame it on Glenn McCoy.
assrdood 3 months ago
Well, you have tiny booblets, so there!
HOTLOTUS1 3 months ago
did you get the license of the car that hit you
Chris 3 months ago
and your beer belly is showing too. :p
cactusbob333 3 months ago
Looking in the mirror will tell you all you need to know.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 3 months ago
Eno wants to maintain petite shoulders.
phileaux 3 months ago
Your waist measurement (at largest point) should be half your height. Done.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
2 × 10 to the second power?
cuzinron47 3 months ago
I’m guessing she won’t be his date tonight.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
His scale at home says the same thing, after it tells him to get the hell off! burp. : )
the lost wizard 3 months ago
You’re also a fathead. :)
eb110americana 3 months ago
They should label people like ground beef packaging. 80/20. Free range.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
And you’re very very fired.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
oh man, whatta babe! I wish I could get her number!!