Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 30, 2024

You don’t use soap. You use vinegar to dissolve the scales.

Poor Scott, one of these folk that can’t accept the killing of hunting and fishing when they have all the meat you need in the supermarket.

Boy, was I confused. I thought he was talking about the movie based on the book “Alone” about the soccer team whose plane crashed in the Andes and they were forced to turn to cannibalism to survive until they were rescued.

I didn’trealize fish got dirty. I thought being in the water kept them clean.

Alone.

With a camera crew to record the experience.

What’s wrong with this picture?…

Fish are slimy-feeling. The ‘slime’ protects them from bacteria in the water.

I deeply regret I will never have an opportunity to use that joke.