“this guy sucks more than I do!
“Doc, I’ve been trying to sink my teeth into the problem, but I just can’t see myself like that.”
All those phobias are driving him batty.
Would selfies work?!
Dammed if you do, and dammed if you don’t.
How about exposure therapy?
Me gonna prescribes you some garlic pills and some hours in sunlight. There notheeng to cures you better than facing yours fears… Hey where’d he goes?
and a nice vacation on a sundrenched beach in the Caribbean too.
The doc has had some batty cases before, but this is a real winner.
“Doc, I just can’t see that helping.”
And switch to Blud Lite to keep off the weight ….
Bleea!
Blood sucker meets money sucker?
That doc will stake his career on it.
“ I have an irrational fear of death, doc.”
“ I wooden stake too much in that.”
“Your protruding canine teeth suggest odontophobia as well.”
Doc, give up dishing his homeland dirt.
He’s a quack!
Now that you mention, Drac sure had a lot issues.
For someone who has not yet lived one life, you are very wise…..Van Helsing!
If the eyes are the mirror to the soul, nobody could see vampires.
At least he doesn’t sparkle…..
Count down to a Freudian slip.
the shrink’s lack of awareness reflects badly on him…
Pretty clear that Drac isn’t leveling with the doc. If he were being honest, the doc would realize that these aren’t phobias (irrational fears). When you’re a vampire, they’re actually quite real.
I’d stake my life on it!
ronaldspence 8 days ago
“this guy sucks more than I do!
Bilan 8 days ago
“Doc, I’ve been trying to sink my teeth into the problem, but I just can’t see myself like that.”
TonysSon 8 days ago
All those phobias are driving him batty.
iggyman 8 days ago
Would selfies work?!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 days ago
Dammed if you do, and dammed if you don’t.
RLG Premium Member 8 days ago
How about exposure therapy?
Gent 8 days ago
Me gonna prescribes you some garlic pills and some hours in sunlight. There notheeng to cures you better than facing yours fears… Hey where’d he goes?
Funniguy 7 days ago
and a nice vacation on a sundrenched beach in the Caribbean too.
joe piglet Premium Member 7 days ago
The doc has had some batty cases before, but this is a real winner.
backyardcowboy 7 days ago
“Doc, I just can’t see that helping.”
mourdac Premium Member 7 days ago
And switch to Blud Lite to keep off the weight ….
wongo 7 days ago
Bleea!
paulprobujr 7 days ago
Blood sucker meets money sucker?
uniquename 7 days ago
That doc will stake his career on it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 days ago
“ I have an irrational fear of death, doc.”
“ I wooden stake too much in that.”
Fantom Premium Member 7 days ago
“Your protruding canine teeth suggest odontophobia as well.”
zeexenon 7 days ago
Doc, give up dishing his homeland dirt.
tony_n_jen2003 7 days ago
He’s a quack!
cuzinron47 7 days ago
Now that you mention, Drac sure had a lot issues.
jsimpso1 7 days ago
For someone who has not yet lived one life, you are very wise…..Van Helsing!
Lablubber 7 days ago
If the eyes are the mirror to the soul, nobody could see vampires.
Godfreydaniel 7 days ago
At least he doesn’t sparkle…..
Buoy 7 days ago
Count down to a Freudian slip.
gopher gofer 7 days ago
the shrink’s lack of awareness reflects badly on him…
paullp Premium Member 7 days ago
Pretty clear that Drac isn’t leveling with the doc. If he were being honest, the doc would realize that these aren’t phobias (irrational fears). When you’re a vampire, they’re actually quite real.
Lumberman 7 days ago
I’d stake my life on it!
Lumberman 7 days ago
I’d stake my life on it!