Eddie the Oink’s opponent, Clara the Hen, has just now issued a rebuttal to the Oscar Mayer endorsement of Eddie the Oink with the following statement:
“The Bologna has a first name,
It’s E-D-D-I-E.
The bologna has a second name,
It’s O-I-N-K, see?
Oh I hate to hear it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause’ Eddie the Oink has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!"
wesleylscott1 about 2 months ago
Eddie The Oink declares:
“If your not voting for Eddie The Oink, then you ain’t a farm animal”
wesleylscott1 about 2 months ago
Eddie The Oink has stated several times that he will fix this broken voting system quickly and speedily.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Any votes NOT for Eddie the Oink will be conveniently lost.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Eddie the Oink. The right candidate. The ONLY Candidate. Free gifts for all!
Egrayjames about 2 months ago
Eddie The Oink doesn’t want to buy your vote, but will happily pay off any loans you might have.
jessegooddoggy about 2 months ago
Too true.
wesleylscott1 about 2 months ago
THIS JUST IN !!!
Oscar Mayer has endorsed Eddie the Oink as Farm President, with the following statement:
“Oh, I wish Eddie The Oink’s declared the winner.
That is who I’d like the Prez to be.
‘Cause if Eddie The Oink’s declared the winner,
There will be more hay for you and me!!!"
OINK 2024
wesleylscott1 about 2 months ago
Eddie the Oink’s opponent, Clara the Hen, has just now issued a rebuttal to the Oscar Mayer endorsement of Eddie the Oink with the following statement:
“The Bologna has a first name,
It’s E-D-D-I-E.
The bologna has a second name,
It’s O-I-N-K, see?
Oh I hate to hear it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause’ Eddie the Oink has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!"
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
Pen and paper ballots, ONLY! Computers crash!
crazeekatlady about 2 months ago
Glaarg is hungry. Send Eddie The Oink to stump for votes on Planet UFO.