Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 09, 2024

It’s pie in the sky…

One of Flo’s pies could be considered a blunt instrument in police terms

guess who’s getting it right in just a moment ….

What about the quarter of the time he spends in court/jail and the time in the canal?

She forgot the time he spends in the cells. BTW, I hope that pie is as hard as a brick!

What about the darts team and the canal time?

What a waste of a pie.

If Flo made the pie it could be deadly in more ways than one, and Flo could be on a charge of attempted murder ;-⁰

And he plays football (or soccer, depending on where you live)

Truth be told. I have diverse interests.

Good throw…

Andy, go and tell her that women usually aren’t that good at math.

Don’t forget swimming in the canal.

Accuracy is important in throwing pies too.

Pie R Square in the back O D head!

Only 6 hours sleeping – whoa get it right Andy… Pants on fire….

Probably more like half sleeping, a third in the pub, and the remainder for his other activities.

Andy spends a subset of each set (except sleeping) in fight clouds…..

Of course he sleeps, he has to find something to do until the pub opens.

Instead of a pie she should have used a cast iron pan, the bigger the better.

No sympathy for stupid women.

She just did!

I was going to suggest that she was wasting a perfectly good pie, then it occurred to me that, in reference to Flo, the words “perfectly good pie” are an oxymoron. Never mind.

SPLAT! It’s rare to see people getting hit with pies in comedies these days, sadly.

Disgusting human, How can anyone live with a useless person like him, anyone else would have thrown him out years ago

Steak and Kidney pie ?

Hope he turns around to reply, get him Flo.

Andy you are going to get a pie in the head

Was Flo brought up on assault with a deadly weapon charges?

She’s got you right, all right. And you’re next to get gotten.