Strange Brew by John Deering for October 08, 2024

It be"hooves" them to obey this sign.

Is this the Tacoma Narrows Bridge? Make sure your horses aren’t cantering in step with each other.

Make sure you have enough dimes for the toll.

I doubt that they have the horsepower to get over 20 mph.

An average horse can run at 30 mph, your welcomed.

I’d be concerned about the load limit on that bridge, considering it’s dealing with knights and horses in full armour.

What’s the term for a group of jousting knights?

Did somebody bring dimes?

Where did all that dirt come from that’s billowing up?

Did they use miles back in that day, don’t think they even had hours yet.

Traffic knight mare.

I read it first as “Speed limit” and was trying to figure out the joke. Finally got there!

They must also “break step”. Ex-GIs know what I mean.

(Dear clueless. It means to prevent resonances that can bring down a bridge by not marching or trotting in sync.)

Is that the Royal Albert Bridge near Battersea (London). It was not that well engineered and has a sign post that says, “ALL TROOPS MUST BREAK STEP WHEN MARCHING OVER THIS BRIDGE.”