Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 14, 2024

“Leaves” nothing to chance.

Where is he carrying that money? I’m sure the pizza man would also like to know.

Eww!

Real men in the woods eat wild mushrooms…and hope they’re not poisonous toadstools. And then wake up in hospitals…if they’re lucky.

Some might argue that he passed the test.

Making himself tastier for the bears.

The true test is what happens when he gets back and realizes…

CRAP! They didn’t hold the anchovies!!!

Real men don’t eat pizza. Meat and potatoes, a burger and fries, steak, pork chops, and wild game – yes. Pizza – no.

double pepperoni…

What a manhood test. No beer or wings either.

Not-so-quite living off the grid.

What address did Andy give? Where does Andy keep his phone? Does Andy have a wallet and where? Is Andy going to give a large tip? I’ll bet the pizza is NOT still hot.

Pizza gets rid of mosquitoes?

The road ……“less traveled”!!!!!!!

Shame an you, Andy. Maybe it’s even a pizza with pineapple!

Pizza delivery guy when he gets home: “So I had a weird night!”

Forest Chump.

I think that a lean to on the left.

Real men walk naked through the poison ivy.

Hey, who can blame him?