Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 15, 2024

It obviously has some of the same ingredients…

A three-eyed, three-horned burping purple people eater.

I love the purple people eater. I sang the song, according to my mother. I was so young, I don’t remember.

Okay, that’s hilarious!

Now, every morning when I stop for my gas station breakfast burrito and a Monster, I’ll think of this comic!

Ralph is keeping above the fray today.

that’s a whole lotta energy drink!

To Serve Man, in a can.

’Hold my People energy drink and watch this…."

Don’t red bulls drink that, as well?

Sure are a real lot of old coots here (including me). That song is from the late 50’s.

Soylent Sugar.

He’s on P.E.D.s…People Energy Drinks.

As a young boy, I had to mix red and blue to get purple, but being red-green color blind brought the teacher and whole kindergarten class to my table to laugh at my results. This put me on the road of not getting angry, rather, to get even and great memory.

But does it give you “wiiiings”?

Makes as much sense as the other! ;-)

This is supposed to be a “purple people eater” for those not familiar with ancient novelty songs.

Glad to see Ralph’s staying safely away from the blast.

DAVE! You ought to develop your own line of Halloween masks/costumes … call it “Weird Whamond Wardrobes” …!

( OR “Slam, Bam, Whamonds”? )

I thought he only had one horn and where are his wings?