Kliban by B. Kliban for October 21, 2024

Nice silencer

Bip slipped up.

The mime can use his bullet-proof plexiglass shield to protect him from all injury, except embarrassment.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

She likes a man who listens more than he talks.

Later, Sergio proved to be such a problematic inmate that he spent most of his sentence in “the box”.

It’s ok. They were just pretending to have sex.