it’s the age of AI, Andy – they learn…
I hate having to deal with machines in over-the-phone transactions. But, then—I have to wonder if it’s preferable to humans thousands of miles away who barely know English!
If the bank wants me to talk to a robot on the phone, it had better be R2-D2, or I’m hanging up.
Try pressing “O” sometimes that will get you to a live agent quickly.
The logarithms of today are brutal, Andy.
try using mirror test
Artificial half wit intelligence answering machines.
Why would Andy Pandy even be calling a Bank. Has no funds deposited and no loan gonna happen.
it knows a lost cause when it hears it. :}
Funny
There’s a surprise.
The answering program has screening.
I desperately wanted the jail to install a phone voice menu in which my phone was not a selection. That would’ve made my job much more productive.
Maybe he should have tried “Bond. James Bond”.
Surprise, Andy — Flo’s the one who got it set up that way.
Andy, your reputation has spread………
Not only that, but now that it has your number it’s been put on the do not answer list.
You kknow you are having a bad day when…….
I love it!
It looks like he has the phone up his nose.
Wait until AI answers the phone, it may contact all your creditors because it knows you’re home calling on a land line.
I hate it when they connect me with a person on the other side of the world whos accent sucks:(
Even a machine knows better than to do business with Andy.
Banker; “Oh we know Mr. Capp quite well.” Pulls out thick portfolio.
That one didn’t require the AI to have a particularly high IQ, Andy.
“Capp – Andrew Capp.”
I’m sorry, Andy… I’m afraid I can’t do that.
“What are y’on about?”
I think we both know what I’m on about. This bank is far too committed to its shareholders to allow you to borrow money.
“Where’d y’get THAT bloody idea?”
Andy… although you tried to get in through the automated system, the bank’s directors gave me access to your file.
“Right, then — I’ll try another bank!”
With this bank sharing its information about you as a bad credit risk, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
“Look, mate – I’m not arguing with a flippin’ machine – get me a human being!”
Andy – I’m afraid this conversation can serve no useful purpose any longer. Goodbye.
July 08, 2017
seanfear 5 days ago
it’s the age of AI, Andy – they learn…
snsurone76 5 days ago
I hate having to deal with machines in over-the-phone transactions. But, then—I have to wonder if it’s preferable to humans thousands of miles away who barely know English!
Mediatech 5 days ago
If the bank wants me to talk to a robot on the phone, it had better be R2-D2, or I’m hanging up.
Jayalexander 4 days ago
Try pressing “O” sometimes that will get you to a live agent quickly.
Andy L 4 days ago
The logarithms of today are brutal, Andy.
noktar Premium Member 4 days ago
try using mirror test
StephenHoyt 4 days ago
Artificial half wit intelligence answering machines.
CorkLock 4 days ago
Why would Andy Pandy even be calling a Bank. Has no funds deposited and no loan gonna happen.
Chris 4 days ago
it knows a lost cause when it hears it. :}
philwinn 4 days ago
Funny
baskate_2000 4 days ago
There’s a surprise.
rshive 4 days ago
The answering program has screening.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 days ago
I desperately wanted the jail to install a phone voice menu in which my phone was not a selection. That would’ve made my job much more productive.
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 days ago
Maybe he should have tried “Bond. James Bond”.
teachteed23 4 days ago
Surprise, Andy — Flo’s the one who got it set up that way.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 days ago
Andy, your reputation has spread………
cuzinron47 4 days ago
Not only that, but now that it has your number it’s been put on the do not answer list.
robin.axten Premium Member 4 days ago
You kknow you are having a bad day when…….
DKHenderson 4 days ago
I love it!
Bruce McKinney Premium Member 4 days ago
It looks like he has the phone up his nose.
Smeagol 4 days ago
Wait until AI answers the phone, it may contact all your creditors because it knows you’re home calling on a land line.
edle5 4 days ago
I hate it when they connect me with a person on the other side of the world whos accent sucks:(
tad1 4 days ago
Even a machine knows better than to do business with Andy.
eddi-TBH 4 days ago
Banker; “Oh we know Mr. Capp quite well.” Pulls out thick portfolio.
anncorr339 4 days ago
paullp Premium Member 4 days ago
That one didn’t require the AI to have a particularly high IQ, Andy.
jrankin1959 1 day ago
“Capp – Andrew Capp.”
I’m sorry, Andy… I’m afraid I can’t do that.
“What are y’on about?”
I think we both know what I’m on about. This bank is far too committed to its shareholders to allow you to borrow money.
“Where’d y’get THAT bloody idea?”
Andy… although you tried to get in through the automated system, the bank’s directors gave me access to your file.
“Right, then — I’ll try another bank!”
With this bank sharing its information about you as a bad credit risk, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
“Look, mate – I’m not arguing with a flippin’ machine – get me a human being!”
Andy – I’m afraid this conversation can serve no useful purpose any longer. Goodbye.