The Middletons by Dana Summers for October 31, 2024

And do we look fat in these dresses?

Say you’re not touching this question with a 10 foot broomstick.

Either way he says anything, he’ll be in the dog house.

A question with no winning answer.

It’s a TRAP!

you need an answer " à la Schrodinger " .

I’m the invisible man. You can’t see me. Ask some other sucker.

R.I.P. Morris…

Now, that’s scary!!!

that’s just mean

The only winning move is not to play.

Easy answer. The wife is not even in the running. She just cannot do ugly.

I think it would be a good time for Morris to take the trash out—to the trash dump on the other side of the town and stay for a while ! ! ! !

Morris: “Do you think I have death wish?”

No matter your answer you’re going to be turned into a frog.

Just keep your mouth shut.