Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 26, 2024

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    Imagine  13 days ago

    Don’t go having a fit about it…

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    markkahler52  13 days ago

    Or: Don’t pop a spring over it!!

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    Superhawk  12 days ago

    “If he keeps pressing me, this debate is going to get really hot!”

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    dflak  12 days ago

    As we ere preparing for an invasion of my sisters-in-law and their assorted offspring, I was driving in the car with my wife. She was counting something off on her fingers. I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m counting sheets.” I asked, “Are we planning on a Klan convention?”

    She flew up to meet her sisters and drove down with them. She also drove back with them and flew back.

    While she was gone, I stripped all the beds and washed the sheets. I folded everything except the fitted sheets. I am convinced that there are some things man was not meant to know. Folding fitted sheets is one of them. It is a secret passed down from mother to daughter and those with a Y chromosome should be kept in the dark.

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    akachman Premium Member 12 days ago

    LOL!!

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    Fantom Premium Member 12 days ago

    Even if you soften him up, he won’t be easily cornored.

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    CrzyDyeman  12 days ago

    He’s been slipping starch in my drinks.

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    P51Strega  12 days ago

    It was a successful session, but things were nip-and-tuck for a while.

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    mindjob  12 days ago

    It’s very awkward when they have to lift him up 2 flights of stairs

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 days ago

    He’s her boo.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 12 days ago

    “You just can’t be a ghost in a contour sheet!”

    www.gocomics.Com/peanuts/1953/10/31

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    Lablubber   12 days ago

    This will put a wrinkle in their relationship.

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    gopher gofer  12 days ago

    she’s tired of his sheet…

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    Spiffy  12 days ago

    My mom would fold fitted sheets so carefully that you had to unfold it to tell what kind of sheet you had.

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