Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 26, 2024

I can’t understand you, Jack. The worthless bum owes you a mint of money, yet you have a pint ready for him as soon as he walks in! What gives??

Oh, I would pay to have seen that!

Solution: Simple … serve customers without beards only. Done!

There was a young fellow named Gandi

Who went into the bar for a shandy

He wiped off the froth

With his great loin cloth

And the bartender said “Blimey! That’s handy.”

-S. Milligan

Beer left over from the drain pan

Why is ANDY, of all people, resisting the change ? So many rich alchy’s to mooch off of.

“And I’m still not sure that SANTA’S forgiven you!”

There’s one hipster, at least, who won’t be a repeat customer.

I see a drop of spillage from the pint. A discount for Andy. Besides, Jack needs someone who can remember everything that happens at the Rose and Crown. Where’s Chalkie?

see Dan Haggerty American actor beard caught on fire while drinking a flaming cocktail

Jack is a kindly chap…occasionally!

What, Guitar Bob doesn’t attract those hipsters for you?

If you want to make money, throw this bum out and never give him another beer or let anyone buy him a beer till he pays his tab.

Rich people like to slum occasionally…..

His lazy character must be the draw. . . people need a good laugh now-days.

Do you really want those kind of people in your pub, Jack?

Andy likes the plain old pub