Yeah, Andy, I empathize. I once told the cashier at the market I wanted to pay for the imitation crab with imitation money and it did not go over well.
If Andy had bet the Bengals and taken the points yesterday, like The Count, Andy would be £146 ahead this morning because the Browns place kicker missed an extra point making it a seven point win for the Bengals. The spread was six points. Dilly! Dilly!
Imagine 18 days ago
After which they stared each other down for a few minutes until Jack finally gave in.
snsurone76 18 days ago
Just dump it on his head, Jack!
Mediatech 18 days ago
By proper cash do you mean those pound notes with the picture of the old lady, or the ones with the dude with big ears.
seanfear 18 days ago
beggars don’t set conditions, Andy…
scote1379 Premium Member 18 days ago
OUT !
ekke 18 days ago
He’d much rather have a proper customer!
WelshRat Premium Member 18 days ago
Throw him out, Jack.
Jayalexander 18 days ago
NOT! How to win friends and influence people.
Imagine 18 days ago
There’s nothing proper in this comic.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 18 days ago
Yeah, Andy, I empathize. I once told the cashier at the market I wanted to pay for the imitation crab with imitation money and it did not go over well.
CorkLock 18 days ago
Jack should have poured Andy a glass of water and told him to wait until it fermented. Keep your worthless IOU and I will keep my sorry beer.
baskate_2000 18 days ago
Oooooo, snap! To the dustbin again, Andy!
rshive 18 days ago
Andy brings his own IOUs?
asavage8654 18 days ago
A true gentlemen these days Capp is. Using an IOU instead of cadging all night. A fine citizen of the crown this evening.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 18 days ago
Once Andy’s mates arrive, his presence will be profitable.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 18 days ago
if Jack has more customers like Andy his days a bar keep are numbered!
Count Olaf Premium Member 18 days ago
If Andy had bet the Bengals and taken the points yesterday, like The Count, Andy would be £146 ahead this morning because the Browns place kicker missed an extra point making it a seven point win for the Bengals. The spread was six points. Dilly! Dilly!
Linguist 18 days ago
“Charity Begins At Home” … so go home, Andy!
cuzinron47 18 days ago
Looks like it’s gonna be an early boot call, boot out the door that is.
hk Premium Member 18 days ago
Just kick him out now.
cracker65 18 days ago
Mexican standoff
tad1 17 days ago
Fourth panel: Jack grabs Andy and tosses him into the canal.
mistercatworks 17 days ago
In the entire history of pubs, that argument has NEVER worked.